Bottle me up
Take care of me
Fizzy sweet cream
I scream

Thought I’d become a rarity
But you’ll never get rid of me
Find me freezing in your fridge
The perfect hostess

Offered up
Not one for sharing
Can’t let them know that you’re not health conscious
Convince yourself I’m healthy
As I rot your teeth
Stain your sheets
Spilled over

Perfect job
Perfect body
Always trying
Never reaching
Perfection

Originally
Unoriginal
Though everybody loves me
Until love turns to distaste

Stop looking for me
You won’t find me in stores
Not your average pour
Still waiting inside your fridge door